Corporate Nonsense, Now in Mug Form

Above My Paygrade is a comedy brand and podcast that turns corporate burnout into entertainment. We sell sarcastic, relatable merch — mugs, tees, and hoodies — featuring darkly funny slogans about office life, work-from-home chaos, and workplace absurdity.

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Season’s Meetings Collection

Stop Being the Office Ho Ho Ho - Mug

Stop Being the Office Ho Ho Ho - Mug

You’re Radiating Positive Company Creeper Energy

You’re Radiating Positive Company Creeper Energy

End of Year SPIFFS Not RIFFS - mug

End of Year SPIFFS Not RIFFS - mug

To: A Pretty Okay Coworker. From: HR. - Mug

To: A Pretty Okay Coworker. From: HR. - Mug

I’m a Fucking Angel to Work With -Mug

I’m a Fucking Angel to Work With -Mug

FUcorp New Hire Starter Pack

FUcorp Corporate Polo

FUcorp Corporate Polo

FUcorp Insulated tumbler with a straw

FUcorp Insulated tumbler with a straw

FUcorp Executive Notebook

FUcorp Executive Notebook

FUcorp Stainless steel water bottle

FUcorp Stainless steel water bottle

Nine-to-Five and Barely Alive Mugs Collection

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Out of Office (Emotionally) - Mug

Out of Office (Emotionally) - Mug

Out of Office (Emotionally) - Mug

$15.00 USD
Coffee > Leadership - Mug

Coffee > Leadership - Mug

Coffee > Leadership - Mug

$15.00 USD
Dead Inside - Mug with Color Inside

Dead Inside - Mug with Color Inside

Dead Inside - Mug with Color Inside

$15.00 USD
FAFO. Forecast - Mug

FAFO. Forecast - Mug

FAFO. Forecast - Mug

$15.00 USD
Low Pay, High Anxiety - Mug

Low Pay, High Anxiety - Mug

Low Pay, High Anxiety - Mug

$15.00 USD
This Meeting Could’ve Been a Nap - Mug

This Meeting Could’ve Been a Nap - Mug

This Meeting Could’ve Been a Nap - Mug

$15.00 USD
Optimize. Synergize. Disassociate. - Mug

Optimize. Synergize. Disassociate. - Mug

Optimize. Synergize. Disassociate. - Mug

$15.00 USD
Later, Bitches. - Mug

Later, Bitches. - Mug

Later, Bitches. - Mug

$15.00 USD

Business Casual, Mentally Unstable Shirts & Hoodies

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Official Merch

Above My Paygrade is the comedy podcast for anyone who's ever muted themselves to scream during a Teams meeting. We dive headfirst into the absurdity of corporate life—from offsite travel disasters and return-to-office guilt trips to Slack etiquette, horrible bosses, and survival tips for not looking like a total idiot in front of your coworkers.
Each episode blends satire, emotional truth, and listener-submitted chaos into segments like “Out of Office Email or Cry for Help?” and riffing on the inevitable Ai takeover. It’s catharsis for the cubicle crowd, therapy for the remote warriors, and a safe space to laugh at the madness we call work. 50% of our waking hours is spent working… that makes us cry a little..

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www.abovemypaygradepodcast.com

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